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Back to School and Big Brother...because those topics obviously go hand in hand.
You guys either do not have a life (totally not judging here) or you are true fans (hoping for this one.) I have made two pitiful "comebacks" this summer only to neglect my blog both times. I had to...
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Summer Lovin....
In the words of Danny and Sandy...."Summer lovin', had me a blast.Summer lovin' happened so fast"Truer words were never spoken...*big dramatic sigh*Goodbye my darling, Summer. (Kids start school...
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Day Two: I'm not gonna make it...
Today is day 2 of school. But since we parked and walked our boys to their classes on the first day it was day 1 of carpool line otherwise known as pure hell!Our school is going through some growing...
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Fat Girl to the Rescue
I've often wondered why most of my friends are super fit. I mean, what are they doing hanging out with a lazy chubby girl like me? My initial thought was because it:Reminded them why they need to...
View ArticleDog Days.....
My boys want a dog.We had the most awesome dog in the world up until a couple of years ago. We had to put down our sweet dog Auggie two weeks before Christmas. It was heart wrenching. He was 20 years...
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Princess Goes to Chucktown
Ha ha Suckas! Guess where I'm headed? I'm headed to Chucktown with the prince tonight. (That would be Charleston for you non locals. Try to keep up.)Nana and Papa God bless them are coming to do the...
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Fatty McFatterson
Hey ya'll....I'm back from beautiful Charleston, SC...better known as the fried green tomato, shrimp and grits, okra, and peach cobbler tour. And after my puffy taco, enchilada, and Big Red tour of...
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World Premier....
The Sarcasm Family has an announcement to make....Is he not the cutest thing EVER?!No?You need more proof?Now try to tell me he's not the cutest puppy ever....Chico is quite the popular fellow. It's...
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Puppy love for Julie and Jaden....
Our pup Brutus Chico has become the official Sarcasm family spokesdog. Why? Because when he is around, no one is paying attention to anything but his sweet little self. <--totally...
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New Jersey Nuts
New Jersey has to be the most entertaining state on the map right now. Between Real Housewives of New Jersey, Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious, etc. I'm betting all the residents of NJ would prefer to have...
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Changing seasons and body images....
Guess what time of year it is?!!!!! End of SummerFallFootball SeasonSchool TimeDiet time. *balloons deflate*Let's just say....Princess has been having a little too much fun this summer. For some reason...
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Short and sweet....or sarcastic.
I just got my new phone book...which I will give to my neighbor's kid to take to the recycling club at school...where all of my other phone books go.I really don't know why we get them anymore. I...
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Another shortie but sweetie...well, maybe not so sweet...
Interesting fact:Running late to school significantly decreases the amount of traffic. (win)It also makes you want to ram your suburban through the back end of the car that pulls out in front of you...
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Thanksgiving from Hell
Thanksgiving....it's my Prince's most favorite day of the year. For those of you who haven't seen his picture before.....he's a big 'ol boy. To have a day devoted to eating a home cooked feast followed...
View ArticleWhy I am going to marry my Droid and have it's babies....
I got a new phone. It's uses the android operating system.I am in complete and utter love.I am going to marry it and have it's babies.I have been holding out FOREVER waiting for the iPhone to come to...
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Really Rad Reindeer Cookies
I'm that mom. You know the one....Chief calls me a one upper. But honestly, I don't try to be. I'm just naturally that awesome.My youngest son had his Christmas party at school today. I love to show...
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Don't mess with me....
This is the most ferocious animal on the face of the earth. And he lives at my house....I would suggest you not try to break in....or sniff his wee wee. You will certainly experience the wrath. He is...
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Random Ramblings
Dear Chocolate Chip Pizza from Pizza Inn,You are of the devil.I can't quit you.Signed,Jello Butt(Disclaimer: I obviously snagged that pic from google images. The give away is that the plate only has...
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Convo with the Prince
Here's another short but sweet one:Me: I heard a quote today that I really liked and think it would be good for you to use in your game day speeches with the kids.Prince: What? *Pretends to humor me...
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Bucket Lists and Idiots
A few days ago:Me: Should I try to get us a field for baseball practice on Saturday afternoon since our last two got rained out?Prince: We can't do it Saturday afternoon. I'm pulling a jet.Me:...
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